January 2011
December 2010
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“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie.
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NEXT MONTH: Best Ways To Treat A Yeast Infection
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“I DON’T WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A PIECE OF...
fuck yeah fat positive: kindamouthy: definatalie:... →
kindamouthy:
definatalie:
memily:
fmylife:
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out “Run fatty, run”. I can’t work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Yeah, this is shit. Fuck this…
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Currently Watching
lazy night is a very dangerous night.
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This is what I'm doing today:
the boyfriend got me the series for x-mas :) and after 3 straight nights of drunken debauchery, I need a day full of cartoons, tumblr, and maybe some crochet.
now if you’ll excuse me, mama’s got a cup o’ noodles waiting for her.
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Currently Watching
The Duchess
Keira Knightly love. so much anger right now.
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My night was supposed to be Grey’s Anatomy and nachos, but my sister deleted my recording (i’m catching up on last season.) So now everything feels like this:
well at least i still have nachos and netflix…
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“No matter if I die young or old I’m always ready to go because I do everything I...”
– tangledupinlace
She’s my new fave :)
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Imaginary Boyfriend of the Day
Moss from the IT Crowd.
