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OOTD: Man This Whole Week Sucks Edition

Among the multitude of reasons I don’t understand wanting children (thank you mothers for having us!  You’re saints!), is that I don’t understand how you make time for other people in your life.  When I get home, I want to work on the house, play with the dogs, be with my boo, eat dinner, and go to bed.  It BLOWS MY MIND to think about what if I had to pick up a little person from daycare and then feed it and clean it.  I just am at the age where people expect me to be bringing new lives into the world, and I can’t fathom doing it so I feel like I’m a bad human/biological woman.  And that sucks.  My point is: this week sucked, I feel tired and cranky all the time, and being nice to my boyfriend is like the bare minimum of social contact I can muster post-5 pm.

My job, man.  It’s stressful!  And I wish it wasn’t because other than that part, I really like it!

SO HEY I WORE SOME CLOTHES.  Dress is eShakti, tights are from Avenue (haven’t ripped ‘em yet, but the night is young), shoes are the same ones from yesterday by TUK (they have a purple peacock feather on them—I swear I match!).  And not that you can ever see my earrings, which is sad because they’re cute, but they’re from Target. I did wear my same ol’ Target cardigan but I just drank a vodka drink (a whiskey drink, a cider drink, a lager drink, I sing the songs that remind me of the good times, I sing the songs that remind me of the better times. What?  Not a Chumbawamba fan?!) and we don’t have ice, and I was sleepy anyway and now I’m more sleepy and spilled my drink everywhere so I took off my sweater.  I’d make a terrible alcoholic.  But I’m an awesome pothead, so you can’t win ‘em all.

Okay I love you bye.

And then I decided to add photos of my earrings and shoes, so BAM.

Perfect outfit. Perfect person <3