Posts tagged stephen colbert.

ohhellosugar:

#dialogue unnecessary

GPOY TOMORROW

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#stephen colbert  #chuck noblet  #paul dinello  #geoffrey jellineck  #strangers with candy  #imaginary boyfriend  #television  #gpoy  
∞  03/17/12 at 02:57am
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#stephen colbert  #the colbert report  #rick santorum  #twitter  
∞  03/16/12 at 12:42am
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drunkonstevphen:

Stephen, on Limbaugh calling Sandra Fluke a slut and asking her not to have too much sex.

#rush limbaugh  #stephen colbert  #the colbert report  #contraception  #television  
∞  03/06/12 at 02:07pm
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***DREAM DATE***

***DREAM DATE***

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#stephen-colbert  #the colbert report  #graphic:sc  #queue  #stephen colbert  
∞  02/12/12 at 03:29pm
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drunkonstevphen:

Stephen: “I mean, yes I had unexpected feelings during March of the Penguins, but I wrote those off as a natural response to Morgan Freeman’s narration. No wonder I booked Elijah Wood to talk about his role in Happy Feet 2. And we had a sword fight! What does that mean?!”

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#stephen colbert  #the colbert report  
∞  12/15/11 at 01:40am
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#stephen colbert  #television  
∞  10/03/11 at 02:13am
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drunkonstevphen: his smile kills me… DREAMBOAT DREAMBOAT DREAMBOAT

drunkonstevphen:

his smile kills me…

DREAMBOAT DREAMBOAT DREAMBOAT

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#stephen colbert  #imaginary boyfriend  
∞  07/23/11 at 01:15pm
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#stephen colbert  #imaginary boyfriend  #o captain my captain  
∞  06/19/11 at 10:55pm
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fries4slayer: i love his leg o.o ***SO HORNY***

fries4slayer:

i love his leg o.o

***SO HORNY***

#future husband  #imaginary boyfriend  #stephen colbert  
∞  06/17/11 at 12:26am
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The golden rule

The golden rule

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#stephen colbert  #imaginary boyfriend  #imaginary husband  
∞  05/30/11 at 10:07pm
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#stephen colbert  #imaginary boyfriend  
∞  05/17/11 at 10:36pm
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#stephen colbert  #imaginary boyfriend  
∞  05/16/11 at 10:30am
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hystericallyyours: ….ADORABLE. IMAGINARY HUSBAND<3<3<3<3

hystericallyyours:

….ADORABLE.

IMAGINARY HUSBAND<3<3<3<3

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#stephen colbert  #imaginary boyfriend  #imaginary husband  #i heart you  #neat mug  
∞  05/02/11 at 01:42am
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Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now, they’ll all vote Republican. It’s like when I want some bread, I won’t settle for half a loaf. Instead, I will have a muffin made of broken glass.

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#Stephen Colbert  #truth  #real talk  
∞  04/10/11 at 01:38pm
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fuckyeahstevejonandstephen: Jon’s lap might be available

fuckyeahstevejonandstephen:

Jon’s lap might be available

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#stephen colbert  #awesome sauce  #sexy menz  
∞  04/04/11 at 01:26am
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